He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize