I'm eating all of the evidence.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
