if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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