she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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