drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you would pick up someone in the library
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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