So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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