four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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