u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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