i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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