Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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