Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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