I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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