so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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