I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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