So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
