She is in my trunk
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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