i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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