we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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