At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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