So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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