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You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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