I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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oh god the rape fog is back!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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