i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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