This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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