I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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