Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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