This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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