if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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