well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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