the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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