I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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