I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
how can u be prego again
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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