My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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