just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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