I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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