It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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