Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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