honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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