we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
