This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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