fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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