The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Randomize
