: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Barsexuality is the new black.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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