No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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