i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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