More tranny stories later!
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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