I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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