I want to have your abortion
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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