And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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