normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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