Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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