Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I believe in your delicious
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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