Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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