i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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