I don't think brook has ever known best
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Randomize
